The fixture between Scotland and Estonia takes place on Wednesday 6 February 2013, kick off 7:45pm.
Scotland manager [insert name here] will be delighted to bring his collection of English lower-league players to Aberdeen, the first time many of them will have visited the city.
[Insert manager's name here] hopes to give [insert Sevco journeyman's name here] his debut, saying: "[insert SFA-approved platitudes]"
Tickets for this never-to-be-missed opportunity will be on sale from 10am tomorrow, Monday 7 January.
They can be purchased by calling 01224 63 1903, popping into the Ticket Office at Pittodrie Stadium, or online at www.afc.co.uk/eTickets
Tickets are priced from £5 for under-16s to a frankly ludicrous £15-18 for adults.