Preview Fae The Red Side - Paralytics

Yep I really cannae see us getting beat by Freddie Boswells Fife Flyers in this een, a draw as an outside bet maybees but genuinely cannae see us taking anything less than a victory...their shite and they dinna hae thon plastic abortion to boost their home form...and the creative core is the Young Bros.
'A Piece of' and 'Piss' come to mind*

(*Barring of course Tango playing 60% of the team out of position again this week)

True we've got a pretty rank record doon there (1 win) since they came back up at the turn o the millennium.

When I say came back up I mean avoided a round robin playoff tourney wi us and Falkirk due to Brockville being a shitheap. We apparently cheated Falkirk and the drop that year yet the Pars (who benefited as much if not more) didnae...ah the logic of the Weejia as warped as err a badly warped thing.

As you can see I struggling to fill here primarily cos I can find fuck all of interest in Dunfermline or to get me going, to me their just the filler between games wi clubs I really fucking hate....though apparently there a 'feud' between the clubs.

Is there?

Well I better gets masel into a feudin mood for such a titanic clash then! But where to start?

There Freddie Boswell I suppose who like John Lambie is a capable but not spectacular lower league boss but who's utterly mince in the Top Flight...but hey he's a character! Scooby Doo's a character still disnae make him a manager and in Boswells case his character amounts to reciting a shite limerick...oh what 17 years ago now or summat and having hair like he's just touched a Van Der Graf generator.

Nope tried my hardest there still nothing....ok what about Yorkston?

Nah even then I'm still no getting intae a-feudin sorta mind...I mean Yorkston's a gobshite and he does seem to want to blame all his clubs woes on us, but does anyone really care or notice let alone get upset by his occasional wee outbursts ? No me anyway.

Och quickly to the HEED-HEART-ARSE predictor then...and nae for the first time my head and me arse are making similar noises.....2-1/2-0 the Reds and the hopelessly optimistic heart is goin for a 4-0 scunnering for the Pars.

Wake me up for the next een will ye...aw f*ck it's Livi!

Och well it's those mock chop thievin Well scamps in a fortnight...now there's a game to get (mildly) excited about.


The Red Avenger